DEAR MUMMA,

SO YOU’RE IN YOUR NAPPY ERA- WOOHOO!

I GET IT. THE WASHING PILE IS ALREADY HUGE, POO IS GROSS, AND YOU CAN’T EVEN FIND THE TIME TO DRINK A COFFEE.. HOT.

SO WHY ADD CLOTH NAPPIES TO THE MIX? 
I KNOW—SAVE THOUSANDS, SAVE THE PLANET… ALL VERY TRUE. BUT THE REAL REASON? CLOTH NAPPIES MAKE ONE OF THE CRAPPIEST (HEHE) PARTS OF MUM LIFE ACTUALLY FUN.

AFTER TESTING MORE ECO-FRIENDLY/NATURAL FIBRE CLOTH NAPPY’S THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE (SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO), AND CHANGING THOUSANDS OF NAPPIES ON MY OWN 4 KIDS, I FOUND THE TRIMMEST, COMFIEST, AND EASIEST-TO-WASH SYSTEM—OUR PREFLAT NAPPIES.

AND IF YOU DON’T LOVE MODERN CLOTH NAPPIES LIKE A TOTAL CLOTH NAPPY NUTT…
WHO THEN STARTS THEIR OWN BUSINESS AFTER FINDING THEIR HOLY GRAIL NAPPY…
AT LEAST YOU’VE SAVED A TON OF MONEY AND DONE YOUR BIT FOR MOTHER EARTH. 

SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?